Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

Russ Westbrook, god love him, bitches at the refs from tip off to buzzer, then he calls their home late at night and bitches to their wives. Carmelo has never missed a shot in his life where he didn’t feel he was fouled. Draymond Green is good at basketball and bad at life.

“Malik Jackson on Blake Bortles: ‘He’s a dog’”

The old tackle with your head method is going to be questioned after this.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking penalty.

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

“I see nothing suspicious whatsoever”
- Kevin McHale

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

Austin Rivers is the Clippy of basketball players. He’s clearly trying to help, but even at his best, he’s annoying as all fuck.

Football 101: if you lose your balance and you think you might fall down, just drop the football to free your hands long enough to steady yourself. It’s fundamentals, folks.

Translation:

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?

That WAS the NFL concussion watcher.

Don’t worry; the NFL’s top notch concussion watchers are on it.