i didn’t complain about my salary, boot licker.

i would like to have the apparent long-term insecurity of Kimbrell's previous 56 million in earnings

Old man: I hate all these young guys with their jewelry and flash.

He was only staring at the picture when you put it in slow motion.

the most impressive thing he did all run was recovering from that almost-awkward personal space invasion at the end and turning it quickly into a sweet high five.  true champ.

Cincinnati’s mayor once threw one so bad the umpire immediately tossed him.

I love that the standoff winner bears a pretty decent resemblance to that Iowa Cubs guy who was an expert at staredowns with the camera. https://deadspin.com/iowa-cubs-player-is-exceptionally-talented-at-being-a-w-1798628763

50 percent tax! What do you think this is, 1952? The top marginal tax rate is 37 percent federally. And that’s not the effective rate. I guess state and local taxes in some places might add up to 13 percent. But he sure as shit hasn’t sent 50 percent of his money to the government.

i cannot believe she is sullying my ultraviolent video game with her bigotry

I think he just lost the handle. Which would still very much match his reputation.

Not necessarily. The problem was they kind of pretended they were.

i applaud your enthusiasm and positivity.

Jeez. It’s not like the guy was showboating. It really looks like he was of two minds on the approach and just kind of flubbed it. Hit the ground before the ball.

I would take it a step further. Any series that gets to 3-0 should be declared over and the losing team eliminated. At the very least, this should be the first round rule. It also makes game three of a 2-0 series a whole lot more exciting.

Much respect for his devotion to grammar and usage.

The only place where VAR’s positives outweigh its negatives is in the big international tournaments. When something happens only once every four years, the injustice of a blown call can feel so huge. It’s also magnified because the knock out round is a single match.

There should be no shootouts. After added time, they should make the field shorter.

No sympathy for any person who makes $100 million to play a game and produce at literally the level I could produce right now.

Germany alone lost 784 subs in WWII. I'm going with more subs.

No YOU’RE crying Laura. I’m not crying. Stop looking at me.