Ron Olds - one chill dude who also keeps his Dum Dums warm in the sun on the dashboard.

Porsche: First!!!!

I may be an outlier, but the lack of miles on such a usable, maintainable car is worrying to me.

Abugmination.

Yeah, the prospect of high speed chases being even more dangerous because a cop could have a car like this really makes me feel like Gwinnett is a safer place to be. Wait, did I say safer? I meant the other thing.

Don’t forget there’s a targa, and you can even get it with a turbo. No widebody turbo look though.

We all know Porsche’s left-side key orientation is a throwback to the old running starts at Le Mans

Take away or mitigate the incentives that caused this, and incentivize electric trucking. Vanishingly few in business will do the right thing if it isn’t the profitable thing.

A nice interior isn’t a car. Can’t price something based on only its single best feature.

Toyota, making sure you know that hype fatigue is a thing.

Come on y’all, this guy seems like a Chevy fan. C5 Corvette Z06 is in the budget and in the family.

This literally raised my heart rate.

Naming fail, we almost had the Bugatti Chiron Dio.

This almost turns him into a sympathetic character. He’ll fall far and hard, when that time finally comes, and his humanity will be laid bare. We’ll realize he’s just one of us after all.

With an ABS light and some leakage, what does that $4k turn into over the next year or two? Are these simple fixes for your neighborhood shop, or are you putting some MB tech’s kid(s) through college?

Will they ever offer black or (*gasp*) body color to replace the stupid chrome bezels?

speed was a factor

She’s the only person I know who can make a fart joke or a balls comment

Oh, hello there. No, I wasn’t looking at that rally car. What have you been up to?

I can’t be bothered with this Dodge. I want to see the Dodge that is willing to reintroduce the Neon in a performance trim to go against the WRX STI and Golf R.