Lighten up, Francis.

That’s a wicked pista!

Lisa needs braces!

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100% do gulf on the minivan.  Please.

So, your plan is to voluntarily lock yourself into a van for 24 hours with David, who has just gorged on pickles and deviled eggs? That doesn’t sound like a good plan.

That isn’t true. I have a friend who is trans, and she is 100% passing, and she has said the difference between how she got treated as a guy and how she now gets treated as a woman is night and day. People say things like equal opportunity offenders, but I hear directly from someone who has been on both sides that…

Fancy Kristen takes no shit.

I’m much more worried about putting window funk on my head.

Your troll is both obvious and unoriginal:

Maybe try for some other companies:

Why is that, release the clutch slowly until the car starts moving, then apply gas when you feel ready to go faster. It’s mindbogglingly easy.

Cat delete and hacked ECU? CP at any price more than a parts car. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why do that to such a nice vehicle? The power gain on such a relatively modern car must be practically negligible. There’s tons of excellent aftermarket parts with CARB E.O. certification.

To the seller’s credit, they added a very reasonable O.B.O. qualifier to the price statement.

when somebody says they were in the Special Forces, they almost certainly were not.

Usually I’m with you. I dislike the 20" chrome wheels on classic cars BS you see too often. I actually like the wheels on this one though. They are tasteful 5 spokes, not too low profile, and not flashy. For me it’s like wearing a nice pair of shoes with a pair of well worn jeans, it somehow works as a nice contrast.

LOL, the joke’s on you. The Platinum Edition Director’s Cut is going to come packed in a diaper and include all the driving scenes in real time. All of them. In one cut. From the minute she gets into the car to her first steps out of it. It was all filmed in one take with Portman really making the drive in an adult…

Funny, still would look more at home on the street than the Civic Type R

A bus is less than 3x the length of a camry, yet holds 15x the people. The idea is that for every 3 camry you remove, you can move about 45 additional people utilizing that space. Given that you don’t need to more that many more people, everyone will get there faster.

Was hoping for this. Gotta say I’m a little disappoint.