Somewhere between “NBD, dab of oppo, job well done” and “OMG tank slapper.”

In a way this is the perfect choice of beer, because nothing you do to an IPA can make it worse.

This is just staged to maximize curb appeal. Maybe he’s looking to sell.

CrunchyRoll requires Flash. *checks calendar* Yep, still 2017. WTH.

How long before someone gets hold of a totaled donor car and drops the 2.0 turbo into a Civic?

Where’s Tavarish?! So many great used options for that kind of money. Want 4 doors, a hatch, a manual and AWD? Golf R! Carmax has a few nice looking ones near me for about $32K, so that’s plenty left over for the Maxcare warranty and maybe some enhancement work done on the car.

Well there goes that. Chiun, I trusted you!

Marge Gunderson could not be reached for comment.

Both seem like fine cars as long as you’re going in a straight line?

2040 - McLaren changes name to Omni Consumer Products and enters into technology sharing negotiations with Detroit Police Department.

Based on how long it takes to explode in the video, enough inflation takes place beforehand that the only thing between the passenger and the explosion is a layer of airbag. Also since there’s a delay, the passenger is also already being flung forward so the distance to the airbag is probably pretty small.

When Mr. Regular has been reading too much Stephen King.

Too close to GTI money for not-a-GTI. CP.

Misread as “horrible run of automatic transmission problems in the early S2000s” and thought “GOOD.”

There were skid marks near the end of the runway

Kind of looks like the updated version of this.

Long term smokers lose (most of) their sense of smell. So do people exposed to enough second-hand smoke.

I smell what you’re steppin’ in.

Second breakfast?

What, no side pipes?