I kept looking for a podium when it was running. Now I’m just sad.

#FakeNewsSavesLives

Guy in truck fully afloat, still saws at the steering wheel trying to gain control.

Steering wheel condom and “M” arm rest. “The top also has no tears” is noted as if that’s a special feature.

This face needs a T-shirt that says “I race Porsches. And you are...?”

This is a great save, props to him. OTOH, I can’t stop cringing over this.

Like new tires

Honestly surprised the haters didn’t manage to push the BMW GT body style onto the list. I guess these things go in cycles.

Well now I hate the Hyundai Veloster.

Do I see “cig lighter does not get fully up to temp?” Along with all the detailed mechanical info, this makes me really happy to see. These folks checked everything.

But, but... it’s ECLIPSE day!

Makes you wonder why he takes on a sort of character in front of the camera

But it doesn’t have this.

Code 0

ramming Lee’s patrol car, rendering it immobile

I hate 12-points.

Had one of the carburetor flange bolts on my Karmann-Ghia disappear itself, so I put some vise-grip pliers on that side. After realizing it really didn’t run worse with only one bolt, I took the pliers off because meh.

Romance rolls on 165mm tires.

There is hope for everyone. Even Don “No Soul” Simmons.

There can be only one, but New GM could always take refuge on holy ground.