From before it all went wrong:

To all the other drivers: “Bro, do you even launch?”

Not everything that can be restored must be.

This is Ricky Gervais, 5 minutes before going onstage.

If you’re pushing $60k, might as well go a little more and get a lot more car.

So, you haven’t had any vehicles go missing then?

Zero interior pics, evidence of a lot of seat-coverage, and the issue of what wheels are really on the car. CP.

“...and the hat.”

First someone took credit for the videogames he created, Sark and MCP got him into the computer and tried to take him out permanently, and now this.

Captained-out

This, but in the sedan. It was only available with the V6/6MT from 2006 - 2007, and never since.

It all began in November, when I bought this car from a friend in New Jersey.

Victim shaming? No, people who are stupid of their own free will don’t get to claim the role of victim. So, just shaming, which is completely appropriate here.

I got the MaxCare warranty on my then 6-year-old Accord. I looked at the same model at a small lot with the usual AS IS plastered over every window. Paid a lot more at Carmax, but I’m satisfied that at least if my daily was thrashed within an inch of its life by the previous owners, I’m covered for major issues.

Time for Dodge to ante up.

No. Nice clickbait title though.

Saturn was on track until GM intervened and started badge-engineering them. They built essentially the same car for 11 years.

Check your left front tire before you crash into some innocent Mustang or BMW at cars and coffee.

Google led me immediately here:

I have to imagine that the company is going to put a LOT more weight and effort into making a system that has to make life and death decisions than they do into a system which controls what radio stations you listen to.