First thoughts on superhero sex?

My mind immediately jumps to Mallrats:

Why? So you can bounce tiny pebbles off their cold, metallic chassis?

Seriously, the moment reasonably intelligent AI is announced I'm buying a shotgun.

I agree with one half of one sentence of this.

I have $250. Now, all I need are the coordinates for Kate Upton's backyard...

Just curious, what happens when you try to play any game released after 2005?

Remember 3 years ago when you came and removed the virus on my computer?

The point is to avoid people asking for help. You've heard the saying that time is money? Well Some of us value time a bit more than money. Also once you touch somebody's PC, it becomes your problem for the rest of eternity. That is a lot of stress to carry around.

Are you happy now, Vegans? Didn't you know that salad is murder?! Think of the baby carrots and baby corncobs that have died for your unnatural lifestyle!

These anti-trolling features are getting ridiculous. No wi-fi = no trolling. What an age we live in.

Sorry, is this the Obama school of hope-science or actual science based on what is observable?

Atlanta has schools that can't afford to feed their students lunch, or employee enough teachers so that the students get a quality education...yet can afford to chip in for this...

The real reason Japan employed suicide attacks was because they were running out of fuel. One way trips meant half the fuel expended.

OK Seriously... This whole video was done on a tablet. From what I have seen, the TABLET experience isn't the one that was dreadful, it's the DESKTOP PC/LAPTOP experience that needed work...