Not sure how well they would defend me...

The sex party: A viable third party candidate that says what it means. Willing to fuck you over for a dollar, two if you want a reacharound

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…

Helmet to Helmet contact. Unsportsmanlike

The only Ross that had more fun with wood was Bob.

He is what Deadspin was created for. The ultimate dick joke.

It is only 5%, but it’s about equivalent to 5% of the population voting for a Nazi candidate- not something you want to see. In a more normal election year it would be of less concern to me, but at least 40% of the voters in this country are going to vote for a guy who’s just as bad for president of the US.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

+1 Pigeon

Uhhhh.... sure! Yeah! That could happen?

Bear in a car as happy as can be

But with Brexit how are you going to find a Polish national able to do the work?

Harbaugh: Let’s Playyyyyyy!

Haven’t seen a Bull score so hard since the days of MJ

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

"Vince smiled and said he understood, and that his son is the same way sometimes"