League of Legends, Breath of Fire 3, and maybe some Munchkin if I can round up the friends.

But what about Daaaaaaaaaaaa Bears Da Bears da Bears da Bears?

Told they’re wrong and summarily blamed for all that goes wrong after that being bad.

My three year old is just like that. Gets the same kind of response too.

You play a guy shocked so hard that you cannot speak and have to do interpretive dance to convey your thoughts.

And he burns things for daring to be in his way.

Spoiler: You’re Hitler

Jesus. Now I want to get a copy and own our corner of the world and have a reason to to go wander.

#IlikebigbuttsandIcannotlie

There’s Smoke on the Water for Rio tonight.

Any kind of vehicle, biological or not, if conditioned to unanimously accept input from the ‘driver’ or ‘rider’, will be a hazard. If I decide to get shitfaced, urge my horse across a busy ass state road, create a hell of an accident and cripple the horse irreparably as a result of creating a crash, I now have RWI…

Or better. Chance card, “Eco-Warrior terrorists destroy critical infrastructure. Pay $15 per slum, $100 per reactor for rebuilding."

Dude, you’re nothing without your own Monoply. I mean, even AC/DC has its own Monoply!

Can I buy sector 7 post revolution? No? How about sector 5 mako plant? No?! Dammit, how about the Golden Saucer?! God dammit Rufus why did you buy everything!

True enough, but dang if either corporation won’t make it cost for that data if they don’t go all Purge happy to CYA.

One big issue. Sanitizing emails. Don’t think it won’t happen.

This IS Fifa and EA we’re addressing right?

Summer’s over. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Sonic Adventure 3, All the Chao!

All pads, no uniforms, and they strut onto the field every home game to the all popular ‘Pornsrar Dancin'

Why not Suckers? One born every minute!