Because the engine compartment was laid out by a moron. Who puts a battery beneath windshield washer reservoir and random support beam? Also, the oil pan is a pain to get at as well, apparently, after 5.2 hours of labor to replace the gasket.

I can’t believe you snowflakes haven’t cancelled Halloween yet...were your co-workers snapping their fingers as you banged this out on your laptop?

Look! The driver is now carry-on sized!

When Tony is ready, give him the ball, see if he has his yearly December implosion. If he does, we have our answer - QB Controversy in Big D.

That’s when you ask to go to the retention specialist, they will almost always give you any current advertisements.

Having the schedules so close with double and triple headers also allows the track to be rubbered in for the Cup races on Sunday. This helps avoid another Brickyard debacle.

Even better than floating, they could absorb water! Then you are squishing water out like you are walking on a sponge.

Cars and Coffee Mustang

What they should do is start and finish the season together with a few paired races. Split the Cup, Xfinity and trucks series starting in March or April.

Who gave her that sign? There are few cars that you buy as an investment, and those are typically red and come from Ferrari and a few others. But even then, you have to be lucky on the model and it takes decades for the value. You don’t invest by buying a VW that plummets in value the moment you get the keys and…

I’d say stay GM. Get the Caddy. Those Maseratis are tempting though...

And JGR, Penske, and JRM will still win most of the races. Until those teams stop showing up with Cup level prepared cars, you won’t see much change. Like Smoke said a few races ago, it is all about how you show up on Friday anymore there is virtually no chance of finding a setup like there was 15-20 years ago.

Hickory Speedway. A track so small, the haulers were the pit carts and garage and no pit wall.

So any news on the EXT coming back?

One-way streets.

Services like hospitals, cemeteries, fire and police struggle (an understatement) when placed on one-way streets. The building that is on fire will most likely burn to the ground if it is next door to the fire station if on a one-way road.

I used “football move” to avoid doing something over the weekend.

He was still going up when he touched him, so he’s not landing? Isn’t landing when the player is on his way down? Similar to NBA’s goaltending.

Being butthurt all day makes people unbearable and is not healthy.

Did he died?