What’s her Ring time?

Like driving home everybody for me... Except for the Ford GTs of course. The 405 is horrible.

Common sense would be not driving off the edge of a loading dock...

How much of that story do you think was saved and ready to go and forgot to update it the city before updating and posting?

That’s what I did. 2 ISO mats and either ranger roll or sleeping bag. With a separate pillow that gets locked up.

I saw a 1980s Civic or Accord the other night. It looked ridiculous.

It is about power. The unions don’t want to give up their power. I think there’s enough workplace regulations already in place that unions don’t really have a purpose anymore.

Yes, the MPG is crap for the size.

There’s just something right about Caddies doing burnouts since they first gave us the CTS...

You monster! How could you drive a Mustang to a polling place? Sure it isn’t the right model, and not a Cars and Coffee...but it is in its genes and instincts to eat people standing in lines.

Do dey vant to pump me up?

Entire engine bay of a 2001 Chevy Lumina. On the plus side, I might know where the schmuck that designed it might be working now.

I only put it in park at drive throughs because idiots like to order $40 of food (custom to appease Lil Johnny) instead of going inside.

I think I’ve left my sarc tag on...

Don’t be rational, we are talking about Florida.

I’d be switching to Daisy Dukes of Freedom.

They should have an Unpimp Ze Polo for a goodbye.

It is in Florida...how’s it never driven in the rain?

Because the engine compartment was laid out by a moron. Who puts a battery beneath windshield washer reservoir and random support beam? Also, the oil pan is a pain to get at as well, apparently, after 5.2 hours of labor to replace the gasket.