I was walking through a parking lot and watched a guy walking ahead sensing trouble...I watched him get in a red convertible Mustang. I climbed on the parking structures ledge and watched him leave. I will take my chances with gravity and a 4 flight fall...lol

Easiest way to appease my 2 year old at Target is go to the Hot Wheel section.

When my kids are dancing like that, I drag them to the bathroom.

Could they be jelly since he has two Corvettes?

My wife and I discussed this, apparently she’s comfortable enough around me to ask what guys find sexy about certain clothing...we’ve been together for 16 years in a few weeks. She has a better understanding of what turns me on now. She asked why, I countered with I don’t have enough blood to try to rationalize when…

Isn’t the Poison Ivy knockoff supposed to be a sexy outfit since that’s how it is through the years?

Jackstands. Even if it is just one.

I see no car....

Any details on the “sex belt?” It for a friend...

All the stars for you!

That was my thought when I watched it...

That’s a very educational channel, and I wish I knew how I found it.

Medal of Honor Allied Assault.

How long until consent videos start showing up in social media posts? How depressing is that?

OMG...his play by play. lol

Did that to me on iOS.

All I noticed is the therapist has a really heavy 5 o’clock shadow...

So what happened during the Roman Warm period? They seemed to do ok, and it was (reportedly) warmer than today and no nasty carbon dioxide spewed daily from all our tech.

That spare couldn’t handle the freedom that truck was spouting off about.

The catcher’s reaction says it all...he knew, but stood up to make sure and then was just, “Fuck, where’s my beer? Can I still get a beer?”