I hoped this was Target when I saw the cover and you didn’t disappoint

Big Wizards fan

Pardon my ignorance. Do we just post random songs we like here? Is there a theme? Anyway, my favorite track from Repeater...

It’s funny how an album can bring them memories rushing in your brain.

Jesus. Imagine being a life-long Packers fan who finally made a pilgrimage to Lambeau Field for the first time, getting to your seats early to revel in the surroundings, then this fuckin’ guy sits down next to you.

It’s schemes like the captive insurance company that make me laugh every time I hear a politician say our tax code is too complicated, usually blaming deductions and credits in the process. Our tax code is huge because of all the rules we’ve written to define what is and is not income, when it’s taxed, and when it’s…

you’re fun

Here’s some kids with talent doing a badass cover of 46 and 2 by Tool.

Good luck, lawmen, trying to take on this Chuck Conners Person.

I like your husband’s taste. Trivium might have the best metal album of 2017.

Warren Zevon. My shits fucked up.

Not to mention he’s literally complimenting the guys that hit him out there. Whether it’s him being genuinely nice or a head game (maybe both?) you’re just like wow what a cool guy.

*busts into room*
“Did somebody say percs?!?!”
~Jim Irsay

I’m not a Colts fan, so this isn’t coming from a place of bias. I honestly feel so bad for Andrew Luck. He seems like a genuinely nice guy who has tried hard to be a positive person, a good teammate, and a role model. It sucks seeing this happen to him. Why can’t someone I hate get hurt and then betrayed by his team?!

Dude... That shit only works... When it’s not recorded. That girl is going to get paid... Really fast and really well, and that cop or sheriff, is probably going to be on paid leave tomorrow. Don’t fuck with us, pig. We dont play your games anymore.

Good to see Ray Rice back at work.

Safe to say she probably learned her lesson.

THE U IS BACK BABY

Jesus Christ, Buddy. Yeah, she’s drunkenly swatting at your head. Did you really need to “neutralize the threat” by punching her in the fucking face? Was it that scary, really? Why not just fucking shoot her 8 times next time?