What is DF suggesting? In life, what can butts do it on their own? Can can a butt being “up” make a difference? Oh man, butts are on the hook here, butts better recognize.

Wow. You sound like a genius. When do we get to hear your opinion?

Truly, that fucking pizza is the manna of sheeple and rapists, where the best part of the ingestion of said pie’s are the ultimate elimination of the shit frisbees an hour after the ingester was supposed to be at work. Fuck Schnatter with a cup of garlic grease.

Ahhh, okay, okay, alllriiiight...I see the pattern here, which includes the inexplicable lack of a specific Magary post on the topic of TLJ...Listen, I’ll say it since you can’t. TLJ is a pile of scenes. Period. The scenes you describe in this particular post are great. If said great scenes are pasted together in a…

Bam. There you go. Beru was a looker back then, and could sling a mean blue milk. Totally plausible.

Okay, I can meet you halfway on that due to the notion that Disney reserves the right to retcon based on fan reaction.

Definitely a lie about the parentage. Straight up.

Not going to suggest you are on the take, but I will anyways. That shambolic pile of scenes was straight bootie, own up.

While the play responsible was not itself anything especially out of the ordinary, Williams has spinal stenosis, which can make any football injury scary and ended his college career when he was declared medically ineligible to play.

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Pfffthahaahahaha

Smiley songs are good, thank you!

Oh man, i hope you aren’t joshing bout’ them shrooms. Don’t say that unless you got ‘em.

Pfft

Boooo.

Naw, too bad is wasn’t 1500. They will do better elsewhere. I am sure there is a comment in here that coincides. The content is sooo good at the mothership, right? Crunching “real” tweets from Kevin Durant about the cool things Google is doing to expand their chatty trends. Oh, I forgot, that is this site. As you…

Pending approval, teehee. The pink skull knows the score, smarty.

Seriously, how cavernous is your ass? Your head has plenty of room. When in the hell are folks GOING TO WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! If you are keeping score, YOU are amongst the folks I am speaking of. This does not stop. Subterfuge of the modern day will ensure this. Draw a line, and some doosh will walk up to it, with a…

Why. What. Not fair.

Are you not checking out that hot senate race in AL? It’s a dead heat, boogie. Because it is. That is your future. That is my future. We are helpless against the future. Unless we aren’t. OUR choice. Or not. Did you check out the new SpongeBob episodes? New animators, methinks.