Yeah, I kinda feel like with holding calls, since some amount of holding happens virtually every play anyway, if it wouldn’t have changed the outcome of a scoring play, it should stand and a yardage penalty should be enforced on kickoff. Make it double what normal holding would be if you really want to discourage guys…

I went through Watson’s college stats yesterday. 10,400 yards and 97 TDs in 30 games his two full seasons as a starter. 28-2 in those 30 games, one runner up and one national title.

The Browns: Incontinence you can Depends on.

Meating*

The true north of nincompoops.

The Browns: Like Depends, often covered in their own crap.

See, I would consider Carr, Bridgewater, and especially Dak indictments of most front offices. They were all passed on by teams that needed QBs.

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games.

Michael Sweetn—*gets shot*

I have no idea what is happening here.

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Oh god what have I done...

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

That’s just the bathroom echo.

Sorry, I’m confused. I’m from the Seattle area. Why is that people buy tickets after August? Are these for next season?

I don’t know how anybody could ever sing that song while playing that riff. Intense.