As a wise man once said “If they didn’t have a part of the song that like sucked, then it’s like the other part wouldn’t be as cool”…

Those warnings seem like they belong in an SNL skit.

Created an account just to star this.

In my house, we call that turfuckin’.

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

2! Minutes!

America’s Team took a knee?

Dallas Cowboys hold team prayer that there won’t be domestic violence charges against any players this week.

Using “kid”, bad stats, and an aversion towards uppercase letters, full words, punctuation, and sentence structure?

Got my wallet stolen during their set at Riot Fest last year. It was still a good time, because Refused is great.

I mean, it’s cute that you can cherrypick one stat that makes him look not terrible on defense (which he was bad at 3 years ago!), but that shot blocking prowess isn’t much help when the guys he’s defending know he can’t switch or get through picks fast enough to close out on a corner 3, which is how he ended up with…

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

Also has anyone thought about a basketball game with two balls? That would be crazy. You would need to coordinate to make sure the balls don’t hit each other. Probably would have some people playing almost all defense and the tricks you could play on who takes out the ball would be great. Or it would just be a huge…

So Curry said no to an invitation that never existed? Then Trump rescinded said non-invitation to Curry and Golden State. Man, my head is spinning.

Over-under 1.5 real opinions out of Russell Wilson this year?