Kevin Stocker

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Mickey Morandini

Wait, isn’t Deadspin contractually obliged to say something shitty about Boston in any post about a Boston sports team?

They found him hiding in plain sight, disguised as an empty seat.

We’re told Timmons had spoken with his baby mama who lives there and had told her he missed the baby and wanted to visit.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

“If people would just stop paying attention to all the racist shit he says and does, he wouldn’t seem like such a white supremacist! Gosh!”

Homestar Runner reference? Wow. Day complete. Well done.

In honor of the Jason Stockley acquittal

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…

IOW, abusing RL resources for in-game advantage. Because without those in-person meetings, things would likely never have happened that way. And indeed meta-game in that specific game mechanics are being exploited. Makes for a great story if you switch off your brain, but abysmal for the credibility of the in-game…

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

The NFL just suspended a de facto retired kicker an additional 6 games in order to strengthen their case against Elliot.

Dean Blandino has the same dazed yet happy look on his face that I get when the wife says, “If you play your cards right you just may get a blow job tonight.”

What trigger words can I write to get you to post more?