I just asked my wife if she’d call me daddy and she said only if the word “single” preceded it. So I assume we will be having a kid then she’ll be divorcing me. Ah well.

“I feel very frustrated but I can only try to stand still and wait for this period to finish.”

I know what you mean, Chinooker. I was in mourning the week Chris died and there were people I work with who had never even heard of him. Thank goodness for this great DUAN community.

“One source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Cutler is “really struggling to leave his family.” - Yesterday Jay

I would legit demand a trade after that stunt Anthony Lynn pulled. If you don’t have the basic human decency to let me be there for my ex-teammate and friend, on arguably the greatest night of their life, to share that moment with them after everything we’d accomplished together, are you really a leader worth…

And, let’s face it, everyone knows the Chargers are gonna be awful this year. Rivers and Gates missing one practice isn’t going to change that.

First time in years I’ve liked Boomer. When he introduced Tomlinson he made a point of saying San Diego Chargers repeatedly, with a big emphasis on the city and a pause for the crowd to respond.

Bolt’s lack of injury and trailing off at age 30 are just about the best proof that he was always clean.

For those who think there will never be another Usain Bolt, think again. Somewhere out there a young boy, sitting alone in his living room, was inspired by watching the unbelievable feats that Bolt has achieved. At that moment he said to himself, “When I grow up, I’m going to college, and becoming the greatest chemist…

So we’re just going to ignore the part about mosquito circumcision and crippled cricket asses? 

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

To be fair I’d rather be terrible in LA than in Buffalo.

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

The fuck does this have to do with Lucky Whitehead?

Derrick Rose is so broke down he doesn’t even have his thorn any more.

This is the best party that I’ve ever been to