Yes you should! Trust me; I am an experienced driver.

I thought tossing one off at the river was fairly common in Pittsburgh.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Yeah, but with like 10% less cash than he had on him before.

While we’re still unsure of the facts

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

You can’t throw that kind of shade at WoK and not at least disclose what you consider to be the #1 movie.

You can’t throw that kind of shade at WoK and not at least disclose what you consider to be the #1 movie.

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped…

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Pritchard’s response? Break a leg.

Welcome to Mario Kart. :)

“Got into an altercation at the Nashville Margaritaville” wouldn’t crack the 100 most surprising facts about Rex and Rob Ryan.

My god, have these playoffs been just awful. And as usual, me rooting for a team in the NBA is their death knell.

What the fuck? Zaza Pachulia was camped out in the paint for almost TEN seconds!!! Blow the fucking whistle ref.

Why is no one getting the joke? Where am I?

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith