Hey, hey, hey, tom, hey, tom, hey...quit leaving the Sudan, proliferation of processed meats, human trafficking, honey bee extinction, and the “Search for Richard Simmons” out of the conversation. Some human you are...

For real, nice to see Duke get tripped up. Time to get white boy wasted, K?

It is easy to predict the future an hour after it happened, right Nostradamus? Sheeeeeyoot....

Greeny might be a bitch and all that, but bagging on his spiritchild might be the most appropriate action here. Sorry youngster, but your team was working on borrowed time. Your “team” should not have been there in the first place. The flick that is your best player did more to ensure the loss than the blown call did.…

OOOOOOHH, they LOOOOOOOOSSSTTT! teeehee.

Not so fast my friend...in other words, if my uncle had tits, you know what I’m sprayin’?

“I know of a luckier pass and end result”

It’s faaaaantastic.

I thought it was a Walgreens logo, thanks for pointing that out, makes a very very little more sense.

Kinda hard to prevent accidental boners. Lotsa pressure on a young man, he did swell otherwise, had been stroking it pretty good prior to, so don’t measure him by that. Alright then...

Neat, uh, dunk.

I prefer watching flies fuck.

Fuck Chris Cooley, yo. Don’t shit where you eat.

Sure you can. Just, like, you know, do it. Get over it.

Uhhhh...

Preach. If dood locked down on his man every game (which by nature is a point guard, but really he draws more switches than anything) then he would not be able to be the nearly indefensible playmaker offensively who is around the rim enough to be there when the ball comes off it AT LEAST 10 times a game on average.…

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According to my research, you were so high when you wrote this. Cool.

Not to mention Duncan, RobinsonAnd if you aren’t counting rings, Ewing...and so on

And where did you go, Sean? Miss you, buddy.