You knooooooow...this historical “relatedness” thing that the deadspin does at the tail end to another otherwise “ho-hum” post pays divedends and doubles down on occasional brushes with genius. Normy is perhaps, the most important satirist of modern times. And while Howard stern gets a lot of cred, as he should, for…

Good one.

Confucius say “women’s underwears are not the best thing on earth, but close to it” oh, and fuck you.

Your team probably hasn’t won dick, either. wait, you are a ‘Bama fan, right? If not, I bet you will say that you are now. Or what is infinitely worse, you may be a suckeyes fan. I would challenge Feinbaum that there is a worse fan base than the assclowns that support the large, entitled gravity anus that is Columbus…

Friends. This broke ass post is more credible.

prime time just said that the Colts run, in general, was due to stealing signals. I didn’t know the colts were relevant, even when they were, which also tells me that all teams do the exact same thing. Some teams just do it better, and at the end of the day, execution is going to tell the story. Fuck your expert…

Haters hate, winners, wellllll....

He’ll get in Snake Stabler style. Nobody responding to this thread truly gives shit either way.

Fuck Duke.

Or, like, Yoda. Do, or do not. There is no...yeah yeah

Squeeze until it hurts, that’s the mantra. It has become clear that surprise happens to the sleeping type, sooooo...Gather yourself and the ones you care most about, and with a clear and rational thought pattern, take them for a visit to the park, a museum, donate your time and efforts to something that helps any…

I daresay, it looks as though this person is pursuing an impeachment. In my opinion, the incendiary actions over the past 7 days is much less an offensive by this new administration as much as it is a calculated plan to ensure his removal. Wayyy, way too messy and agregious to warrant anything other than quick and…

It was a shit call. Falling down dood getting poked by falling down dood trying to prevent a score. What was he supposed to do, allow 6 points to happen??? Thank the football galdiator gods that it wasn’t a game changer. Why watch playoff football unless patty-cake is entertaining to you??? If you are that concerned…

I know you’re just doing your job, but this “story” is like you know, pretty damn weak. Clearly has little to do with a dood’s performance, since he was good even when he did talk to his folks, so you get TMZ cred, I guess. Red meat lazy ass BS, but you gotta eat, amirite??????!?? Oh, did the Times get to it first,…

Let me rephrase. Then don’t watch it if it is so terrible. I know you have free reign on content you provide, so ruin it for everyone based on that notion. Pump out some Star Wars spoilers while you are at it. Your responsibility is to yourself, after all. Opinions are like assholes, and they suck, too.

Better than a punch in the balls, you know? Playoff football is playoff football, better than watching Viceland commercials, I reckon...

Virtual reality was upon us with The Lawnmower Man, amitrite? So much for standard bearers. It only took like, you know, 25 years, and non-existent demand https://www.cnet.com/news/virtual-reality-vr-has-arrived-but-its-not-really-here-yet/ for the available techmology, which will maybe push the practical usage out…

Great ball movement?

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