“I tried to shoot a bunch of bad guys from the back of the car while being pegged with bullets I couldn’t dodge.”

What, you wanted G.I. Joe bullets?

I’m pretty sure Paul Walker is the default male character model.

There’s no such thing as cowardice to a capitalist. It’s all just strategy.

um, can I have some of that acid you’re on?

For the reasons I stated. He’s not having a moment because he is comedically talented, he’s having a moment because he picks fights with entities more famous than himself in order to leverage himself into the conversation. aka he’s just a shrewd opportunist, not a talent.

And you sound like a twat.

As a public figure, I judge him by his actions. He might be a nice guy in person, but he’s still an unfunny twat! I’ll give him credit for being smart enough to pick fights with people more famous than him in order to leverage himself into the public conversation. That’s his real talent, not comedy.

Hannibal Burress is a worthless, unfunny twat. The only way he can keep himself in the press is with these lame publicity stunts.

Oh good, another thesis paper from the professor. Fuck’s sake, you love your own voice! I don’t really disagree with you here, but you could have truncated this ridiculous screed down to just your last paragraph and called it good.

You’ve slept with 100 males, yet you don’t get treated with respect by any men. I wonder why?!? It’s not calculus, folks. It’s not slut-shaming either. But if you’re sleeping with that many people, then you are unstable in one way or another, full stop.

Is it chemically possible for you to let someone else have the last word or are you so mentally imbalanced that you are compelled to reply to every comment as you have on this article? You have no likes, your trolling is weak and it’s obvious no one wants you here...

This is really weird... it’a almost like sex sells or something?

I love it when hack writers pen their own headlines because they are still closeted edgelords. Weak!

Someone doesn’t know how to read or shut their mouth when the discussion is over. Forever alone!

Celebrities say they like things mainly to expand their marketability and popularity. Saying they like anime means they’ve heard of Akira but would like you to pay to see their movie because now you think that you have something in common with them.

This is going to be the weirdest version of Leisure Suit Larry ever.

This is why you’re forever alone and have to get your kicks from trolling and harvesting social outrage. However, you also made a comment that Jez is a troll blog, and that level of awareness is not very troll like. So I say carry on and good day to you!

The women of Jezebel are so incredibly stupid! Stop drinking the kool-aid!

The 400+ likes on the comment maybe, dipshit?

The only one spazzing in that video is the lady filming it. I have no trouble believing that they deserved to be kicked out, then made a bigger fuss for the cameras and social sympathy. Sorry folks, you’re not being discriminated against if you are acting a fool. We don’t see what led to them being kicked out, but…