This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

so many

Just a heads up, there are quite a few typos.

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Malk? Now with Vitamin R!

If college newspapers arent doing shit like this why do they even bother existing at all?

The best part for me is the variations on Zuck’s name.

I don’t know why.. but this is so satisfying.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the show goes off book canon on this topic, but even if it doesn’t, a penis is not a prostate.

No no! She worked SO hard to get to where she is. I mean, she put a lot of emotional energy into manifesting her best self and success. I mean, she spent SO much time meditating, visualizing and creating her current level of vibrational state.

Imagine how awkward if she forgot an egg. Five words you never want to hear from a date or a gyno: “what the hell is this?”

You’ve just described much of the population of Los Angeles. If you aren’t a privileged wealthy person, this mindset eats you up alive.

I see a silhouetto of a little man,
Zanrush, Zanrush, will you go to the Braavos?
Firebolts and fighting,
Very, very frightening me.
(Theon Greyjoy) Theon Greyjoy.
(Theon Greyjoy) Theon Greyjoy,
Theon Greyjoy No Mo’ Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

(I’m claiming this mark right now.)

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

Castrated men can experience sexual pleasure and orgasm. Their libido might be strongly decreased — less testosterone — but so long as they have a prostate, they can ejaculate (though it won’t have any sperm). One SFW source. 

He can wear a strap-on.

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!”