A lot of them do have comparatively good maternity benefits. But even then, they typically only kick in if you’ve been there a year, so the idea of some floozy showing up for work for a little while, then getting knocked up and hitting bricks ASAP is silly. Even if this hypothetical woman only sticks around long…

I’ve seen bigger.

Sweet. My cat’s gonna love this.

Sweet. My cat’s gonna love this.

“Their turn.” Do we all get one? Can I yield mine to someone worth a shit?

Did they let one of them keep her phone in the van? That’s...unexpected. Good pic, but it’s weird.

Also Mayoral ones. And the ones that happen all the time when UN dignitaries visit. Or when the Pope came to town. Also the St. Patrick’s Day parade. And the Puerto Rican Day Parade. And the Dominican Day Parade. And the Greek Independence Day Parade. Not to mention, of course, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day…

Not even. It’s Manhattan - anyone going to pick up their kids isn’t driving there.

Yeah, ground definitely would have been stood.

All I can hear looking at Chazelle, is the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

I’ve never had it, but I can’t believe that it’s better than the Chicken Shack at Shake Shack. I realize that Shake Shack is only available to coastal elites, but I am one and I’m glad. So there.

Wait, the house was drug addled? Can a non-sentient object even be addled? Is the house sentient?

Yeah, fuck all of ‘em.

You used that word, “directly.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

Because he lives in that ridiculous environment in which all of these assholes all know each other and fuck each other and churn out entitled dickhead children who go on to know and fuck each other and churn out their own tiny dickheads. And all the while, each of them knows they’re good people because they aren’t…

That doesn’t even sound like him.

Not a hopeful thing, since he will sign anything anyone puts in front of him, without even glancing at the substance. “Whoops, my bad, Mr. President - I accidentally put a Paper McDonalds placemat on your desk instead of the bill. But you signed it anyway, so I guess we’re gonna drone strike the Hamburglar.”

To these people, it’s just a reflex to hate any rights guaranteed by theBill of Rights.*

I bet he didn’t - because that’s not really how it works. I mean, I think it’s all a lot of horseshit, but if her faith is protestant, as long as she “accepted Jesus as her lord and savior” she can roll up to the gates with a whole wheelbarrow full of unconfessed sins.

“Her daughter had reportedly admired Tyson’s earlier book Blood Done Sign My Name, which is centered on another racially charged murder committed by someone known to Tyson’s family.”