I think there’s some sort of quasi-magnetic connection between them and the jade eggs you keep in your vagina. You do keep jade eggs in your vagina, don’t you?

Especially since, as I understand it, anti-aging cream is entirely unnecessary! All you actually need to do is put rocks in your vagina! What us fellas can do, I don’t know. Maybe there are butthole rocks or something?

Fun fact: We already have Pence/Ryan. Trump is just the hideously unstable cherry on top of the shit sundae.

To be fair, it was almost 20 years ago. It feels weird to me too that 1998 was that long ago, but it was.

She reminds me of this blonde, proto-Fox-News-looking asshole I used to watch spout right wing nitwittery on “Politically Incorrect” in the 1990's.

...and some wooder ice.

When does the voting happen? Is there any chance Meryl Streep got a “fuck you Donald Trump” bump?

I’m with you on Viggo Mortensen. That movie was way better than I expected and his performance had everything to do with that. I’m bummed Annette Bening didn’t get nominated for Twentieth Century Women, because she was fantastic in it - and it was fantastic overall.

She’ll get her posthumous nom for Episode 8.

I thought she sold “inconceivable pain on a variety of fronts” pretty well in those two minutes, though.

I agree - in that I think nominating it for best picture was ridiculous. It was OK, but really kinda dumb, I thought. All that faux-profundity (“faux-fundity”?) seems to have fooled people in the industry anyway.

It could have something to do with the movie being SUPER overrated.

Well, either he didn’t particularly care or he had complicated feelings about his own black features and very much cared and wanted (consciously or not) to cover up all traces of them. Seems like he had neuroses that were powerful enough to overcome reasonable assessments of what is likely to be plausible. Then…

The only person she should be punching is whoever advised her to wear that majorette/sparkle motion outfit at the inauguration.

To be replaced by Kellyanne “Baghdad Bob” Conway, presumably.

Here is Kellyanne’s outfit in its original setting.

Can we throw in a hearty “fuck Susan Sarandon” while we’re at it? Y’know, because she’s also mentioned above and because she’s a decent avatar for people who think their vote is supposed to be some bespoke expression of their innermost yearnings rather than a blunt instrument for allocating power to those least…

I too was very very confused by this use of that term.

There is nothing that could redeem something that started out with a premise that fucking stupid.

$1.5 million seems really really low for allowing someone’s newborn to get boosted.