It might just be that eventually the evidence actually does get too strong for even the willfully ignorant to ignore.

Putting Newt on a ticket to add sanity is like putting Pat Boone in your band to add soul.

Iqballa!

I can't even tell what specific Nerf products this thing sends to your door. Just any old random Nerf thingy?

I can't even tell what specific Nerf products this thing sends to your door. Just any old random Nerf thingy?

I recently moved to LA and I keep saying that for a city full of people who spend 80% of their waking hours in their cars they are notably terrible at driving.

I wouldn't classify that as "just chillin." Nice reading comprehension.

You'll just have to settle for Johnny Coldblood over there stepping the fuck over her dismembered corpse, chill as can be.

I have an unusually keen ear for celebrity voices. I wish there was a game show.

Yeah, that "run for the train, get beheaded" one is a bit of a stretch. I mean, I've taken a couple of ass-purpling spills while rushing for the subway, but I've always managed to keep my head attached.

Can we pass a law that it's OK to push someone down the escalator if they're just chillin' and not letting people walk by?

The founders of those companies weren't exactly great humans either.

Don't believe in them?

Is that a thing, competitive fisting?

Pffft. No. It'll be on Spike.

Do you have any where these bears beat their captors to death with those hockey sticks?

He's just their political and social beliefs in grotesque and unlikeable human (esque?) form.

The only reason I was rooting for Cruz was because if he got a sufficient amount of support, it would result in the nomination being “stolen” from Trump as the Republican Convention - and party - dissolved into paroxysms of internecine rage. But, if I was actually choosing a president? It'd make hot bile bubble up…

Shit, god would have set the car on fire, murdered her dog, then taken one of her legs, just for kicks.

They even spelled it right, which is a minor miracle, really.

Also, that's totally not what "wizen" means. I understand it's a lesser order offense in the grand scheme, but come on. Unless, of course, he means that god intended to dry out and shrivel this twerp.