It’s her! She’s pregnant!

“Any NFL Club that signs on to this proposal,” the application says, “will be well on the road to financial ruin, and the League will be harmed.”

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

Well, can he?

Try clicking the number below the star rather than the star itself.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

And then Michael Jackson molested you?

Great story, but three weeks? Wow, that seems excessive.

Corgan has never been as deep or important as he thinks he is. And his vocals suck.

Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

i did not watch that show yet but its on my short list hello longass winter evenings!

because she... DIDN’T have potential to be exposed to a dangerous virus in the professional role she had.

Genius idea: Everybody should get HIV and just let it run its course so we’ll have natural immunity.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Jalops be like “PART IT OUT!”

I’m just gonna say it.

I felt bad when he said his colleagues were pressuring him to go back on to bring in more business for the bar. I’m sure to them it’s like “just take a vacation for a while with a bunch of beautiful people”. Meanwhile, his dad can’t look him in the eye.

Sex on ecstasy (is that a great band name or what?) ain't all that great. Sex while you're coming down from your roll is a-m-a-z-i-n-g.