What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

And then Michael Jackson molested you?

Great story, but three weeks? Wow, that seems excessive.

Corgan has never been as deep or important as he thinks he is. And his vocals suck.

Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

i did not watch that show yet but its on my short list hello longass winter evenings!

because she... DIDN’T have potential to be exposed to a dangerous virus in the professional role she had.

Genius idea: Everybody should get HIV and just let it run its course so we’ll have natural immunity.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Jalops be like “PART IT OUT!”

Now that you mention it, it does seem potentially relevant. Certainly the manipulation tactics and communication style are familiar.

Because people, by and large, are asshats.

I’m just gonna say it.

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

I felt bad when he said his colleagues were pressuring him to go back on to bring in more business for the bar. I’m sure to them it’s like “just take a vacation for a while with a bunch of beautiful people”. Meanwhile, his dad can’t look him in the eye.

Sex on ecstasy (is that a great band name or what?) ain't all that great. Sex while you're coming down from your roll is a-m-a-z-i-n-g.