These people should be ashamed of themselves. Watching the seventh round of the NFL Draft on a perfectly good Saturday evening!

This is such an advance in dick-support technology. Do they have it in circumcised?

This was never meant to be a realistic representation of Wrigley anyway... the W flag is raised.

A friend taught me a trick. Usually, as a prelude to working in, people will ask you how many sets you have left. Say "I just started" and put your headphones back in. For whatever reason this is acceptable and people will leave you alone. Trying to explain that you aren't comfortable being sweat brothers doesn't…

Your comments are always amusing. It's as if you like to get angry with people and insult them.

Her horns killed it!

Back up to the internet (recommended) with a program like Crashplan or Backblaze. This is preferred. It's very easy to set up, and ensures that your data is kept safe even if your house catches fire or gets burgled.

I love the pause, where you just know the guy working the letters did a double take.

Watching Linde's face clear and hearing him go "What?" has made my day. I seriously have watched that part alone at leat ten or fifteen times

I get notifications from systems at work. If there is a problem with one of our systems, each server involved can end up sending out a message, 1 per second until it is resolved. 8 servers means it's about 20 minutes before 10,000 emails are generated.

Who's even running Kinja's staggeringly shitty new system right now?

So which Miami suburb is this kid from?

Almost as angry as the time she broke up with Dave Coulier.

So a league who seems to not care that they have a team called the "Redskins" feels like it has a civic duty to drop a 15 yard penalty on a player that uses the word "nigger". And also, seems they still have no issue with players calling each other "faggot" or using other ethnic slurs. Makes sense to me.

One time some asshole was riding up my ass in the passing lane (I'm a bit of a lead foot so it's not like I was driving slowly or anything, it's a rare day when someone tailgates me) but I guess I didn't change lanes quickly enough for him. So when he passed me, and started flipping me off, I gave him the ol' "big…

That's nothing. Some dick once flicked one right through my open window in my parked car. Burned a hole in the seat.

Turn Your Ashtray into a Smartphone Dock

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

That is the most downright end-user fuck in the face possible, if you are describing the service correctly. Hurray for the invisible hand of the market no longer working in America!