Every poll before a Muslim decided to kill 50 people in a nightclub. I will be much more reassured if his numbers don’t move after the next round of polling.

Here kids. Meet the Real Behind-Closed-Doors Reagans. (NSFW, I guess.)

The problem with the code is that there’s only a single response behavior for under_attack. It wasn’t designed to respond to multiple successive attacks like what happened yesterday. That’s what caused the glitch. By modifying the code to select from a random obama_bash function each under_attack, it should be…

So we are just going to sit by and ignore that “Another desperate attack by Jeb Bush” sign? Did Jeb take all the promised pancakes, perhaps?

Firm Erections

Solvency

I know exactly what you’re feeling. Early this month my father would have had his 100th birthday, so I posted some pictures of him as a child in the early ‘20s and as he was in the late ‘90s before he died.

He had a very difficult life - his father died and left his mother with six small children, and she had no…

New southern meme : MULLAHS WITH MULLETS

I think in many ways she’s right that Muslims, like many Latinos, tend to be very socially aligned with the Republican Party and the Republicans have huge natural inroads into those demographics... if not for the part where their other social values are extremely racist and rooted in Christian Dominionism and…

She hates gays and abortion MORE than she loves herself.
the GOP IS red white and blue Sharia Law.

How does she reconcile the fact that Trump claims to already have plenty of Muslim friends and yet still wants to ban them all?

“I felt my faith aligned with the Republican party”

ONE SIZE THEOCRACY FITS ALL

She’s had a very Caitlyn Jenner-esque arc... coming out in a blaze of glory for a brief moment, only to open her mouth about her Republican ideals and reveal what a callous moron she is towards people who aren’t her.

we were pro-life and pro-traditional family values

This woman is a hateful, delusional idiot. Please stop giving her attention.

His platform makes a lot more sense if you use dream logic.

Don’t forget his heroic self-circumcision with paperclip!

Then, he stabbed his would be baby-mugger on the way home from the hospital, before befriending him and asking him to be his godfather. (Allegedly.)

Ben Carson is also the Terminator.