Also a redditor. It’s not all a cesspool, but there are definitely dark corners that are easily accidentally accessed.

Yo, kids! FUCK YOU!

It took me way too long to realize you didn’t mean that the brother had just gotten a job at Marshall’s. I was like, “Who throws a fucking party for that?”

It’s okay if they like it, though, right? It sounds like a weirdly regressive and sex-segregated world, and not the kind of world I’d want to be a part of (although the money would be fun,) but I totally understand why some people would feel like hanging out with their kids and getting the house redecorated and going…

“I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.’”

I too am genX, Boston area, had Metco kids in my school. All true true true

I am a bit confused by which pronoun to use in this case.

I am confused for the opposite reason. You explicitly quote him identifying not as trans, but a man in a dress. Why not masculine pronouns then?

Usually either pronoun is fine with drag queens.

As a liberal who grew up in the 70s and has thought every one of those thoughts, I laughed out loud. Also? our neighborhood totally had a molester. he was the grandfather of one of my playmates, and everyone knew to stay out of his reach.

I was in jr high during the busing era and remember seeing white parents and our local councilwoman, Roberta Weintraub Bitch, spit and throw rocks at 12 year old kids as they exited the bus. Those kids were put in those buses by court order to try to fix the redlining housing mess that created segregated schools in…

I liked the monologue. He’s done far more ‘offensive’ jokes before and I appreciate that he took the risk in a forum where he probably knew there’d be some blowback.

8 years ago today I was diagnosed with a rare form of breast cancer at the age of twenty. Today I’m alive, healthy, and thriving. So fucking thankful.

Well to be fair pushing a baby out feels EXACTLY like pushing out a massive shit so I guess I can give her that.

Good. Now tell him to pretty please see the doc Showrunners and explain why they’re so white-male heavy and start working his magic there, too!

You are so cute I want to punch you in the face.

Did you mean to say “utterly feminist”? Because if so, that's awesome!

This sounds like witchcraft.

I feel for you, but I have the exact opposite problem, which also sucks.

Uh, slight glitch. Here she is with grandma: