“Dead Sexy Lion” was my nickname in college.

Boingy-boingy-boingy. I admit to having to rewind those scenes a few times, purely in the name of studying physics. As a scientist.

I don’t get the leftovers at all. It’s aimless people doing aimless things all struggling to accomplish I don’t know what. It’s like reality tv but not amusing.

We are living a similar life.

But no limits on how much of her time is spent being forged by all those strangers out there, each day?

Yes, my 10 year ld asked me to take her to Texas, too! As if. She asked me how a 13-year-old could die of natural causes. YouTube is the world to Tweens.

Damn! I remember when all we had to worry about was whether or not kids were putting identifying information (last names, phone numbers, addresses, etc) on their livejournals. :|

I just got it too! I’m going to Europe for a month and I’ve been stressing about what I’d do about all my f’in makeup. I also threw in this adorable cutie:

God bless America!!!!

You're gonna looooooove it!

*weeps with pride*

It’s like you are living in my head! Except I am having a beer instead of wine to celebrate.

If you choose the people you follow with some care, Twitter is the best thing ever. <3

Madonna can’t run for president, she’s British.

You guys are the best. I LOVE NURSES!

You SHOULD BE PROUD!

It's usually kind of awkward, but if my Commander in Chief insists, I'm game!

Those are trolls I can appreciate. That kangaroo thing is brilliant.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Even if this show falls face first down a flight of stairs I am gonna stick with it. Cause Ruben Blades. I will go down with the sinking ship because any show that knows to cast the amazing Ruben Blades has to have something going for it.