I have the opposite experience to share! I’m broke as shit but gave my daughter a dime to put in her treasure chest (a literal treasure chest we made to pass the time, bc, as previously mentioned, so poor). At least once a week she “gives” me this dime, to buy something she’s declaring she needs in the moment. It’s…

This comment is so dumb and I love it so much.

I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

Yes, THIS. This is how I feel and I’m having a baby any day now. I’ll be damned if anyone is going to shame me for putting on some fucking makeup that takes all of 5 mins.

I like how I look in my first post-childbirth photo because I look like myself and my baby’s in it.

I was so high at a club once, I sucked on...never mind.

i was so high at a rave once, i sucked on a pacifier i found on the ground.

Why does this need to be private? I wish that I had known that it was so common when I miscarried, saying that we should wait or that it’s private or shouldn’t be talked about it why so many people end up blindsided when it happens.

Nurses are friggin tough.

I did derby for a while and there were a TON of nurses. It’s like, they see blood and shit every day. They’re fearless.

Look what those earrings are doing to her ears, though. Maybe she should use the plastic back thingy?

Sometimes, I want a fancy burger with fancy cheese and sometimes I just want a flippin’ bacon cheeseburger with American “cheese.”

Nope. This is something that BOTH men and women do. But ONLY women are penalized and criticized for it. It’s not because it “sounds terrible.” It’s because sexism.

I’m not sure, but I starred yours if that helps.

All I can focus on is the fact that there’s a ladle, and what appear to be 3 seperate peelers. Like. I’m waaaaay beyond kitchen basics. I bake an obscene amount. I cook slightly less, but my meals are all homemade. I have a lot of kitchen things. And I have one peeler, and no ladle. I’m a person that owns 5 different…

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

In 11 days, my family is going to drop me off for a week long trip. After 17 years of marriage and 2 kids, I cannot believe that I am going to be alone for that long. I don’t have to worry about what anyone else wants to eat, who needs to pee, kids picking at each other, etc. It is going to be a vacation from my whole…

As someone who sometimes puts his dick in other guys’ butts, I disagree.

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

Maybe Yoko didn’t tweet today and is busy watching that house in Jersey...