• President Barack Obama was the only celebrity smart enough to turn down a cameo in the Entourage movie and now I’m suddenly feeling patriotic. [TMZ]

Is she a high risk pregnancy? Home birth (if assisted by a midwife, etc.) should be no more or less dangerous for a low risk woman than hospital birth.

Yes, MADONNA IS TERRIBLY DESPERATE. Let’s count the ways: She’s RICH. She’s smart. She’s gorgeous. She has a beautiful family. She has everything she ever wanted and what we all want. RIGHT...she’s desperate! That’s your sexism and ageism speaking. Oh, and she has endless TOYBOYS!!! Oh, how I feel so sorry and sad for…

I’m solidly middle class and you bet your ass I raid the clearance meat section. YOLO.

My baby is way cuter.

STASSA SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!!

I’ve been mulling over the frequency with which we get to see one like this. I’m gonna go with monthly on a busy service, but maybe I’m being too generous?

a princess

ILY

PREACH.

Bingo.

Hahah you thought the OP wrote "hula hoops" didn't you? I had a moment of fright as well :)

I did that back in the day too!

You guys, I've been gone for a long time helping my mom who recently had a stroke. This is the first time that I've had a chance to actually sit down and read an entire dirtbag and THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY!

Ew this shit reminds me of those hideous bags people used to be fucking obsessed with

I'm a gay man and I get dick fright all the time. Sometimes you had Indian for lunch. Sometimes you had too many beers. Sometimes your sinuses are acting up and you know you won't be able to breathe with something in your mouth. Sometimes you just look at a dick and go "ho boy, we're in for a rough evening."

Wow. That's crazy, I can see it making sense that you need to have a certain percentage of first degree relatives with the history to qualify for testing, but requiring an absolute number is madness. People would big families would qualify much, much more often on a per capita basis. Good luck with your journey!!!

23andme also tests for some (not all) SNPs on the BRCA1 gene. That's $100. Only thing is, they don't provide the interpretation. But you could interpret yourself, or take the results to a specialist.

Good luck to you!

I have the BRCA1 mutation too and I have had the surgeries. While yes it's true that removing breasts and ovaries does not completely remove the risk, it lowers it considerably. While yes, technically I can still get Breast cancer because there is a small amount of Breast tissue left, the chance of me developing…