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That was a really cool story. Thank you for enlightening me with it while I was answering a question someone else asked about how loud the consoles were.

You know, it's really WEIRD. I go into threads criticizing platform holders, and I hear plenty of people saying Micro$oft and Xbots, but I never hear... anything about Sony. I don't even see $ony. When someone told me that Sony Ponies was an insult, I was legitimately surprised. I'd never heard it before.

FOOOR THE EMMMPEROOOR!

Ahh yes, the Litany of Percussive Maintenance. Works wonders in the Guard, but I doubt Brother Macrosafft would approve of your treatment of the Machine-Spirit.
(40k themed comment because why-not?)

It's kinda like the best thing and it's perfect and stuff. You're welcome.

"Beam me up, Shawwwty."

Yeah, I'm sorry for that.

Since everyone is posting intros.

"Xbots". Sigh.

As an xboner I should feel smug but having your expensive new toy not work is nothing to laugh about. Plus X1 will likely suffer the same.
Speedy fix to you, ps4 brothers!

That's why I did it. Instead of spending close to $900 in one day, I spread it out over a few months. Since it was at GameStop there's no interest or anything in doing it that way. I just feel better that way.

Well considering I'm a fully grow adult, I'd hope a this point I have a good head on my shoulders!

I could have gone that route since I could afford an impulse buy. However it just feels nicer spreading the $500 out over a 6 month period rather than all at once. I also got an extra controller $60, AC4 Collector's $120, Watch Dogs Collector's $120 (pissed it's delayed, Dead Rising 3 $60. So that's $860 I spent on…

It's my 9th time experiencing it. I normally just calmly explain to everyone around me that I have a blade to use on the product display, and that I will not hesitate to cut a bitch.

By the end of this year i will own a PS4, Wii-U, and XboxOne.. Real gamers will always be better than fanboys. Plus i already have a PC, my main platform.

Or we could accept they're both shitty and join the PC master race.

For justifiable reasons. I was going off-topic too much in relation to personal poverty problems (aww yis, alliteration), and taking other commenters with me. My tendency to get a lot of replies means I'm usually top comment, and off-topic top-comments suck. I know I hate 'em. Totally agree that I should be greyed for…

Time to upgrade from that Celeron.

Ew, NJ.

I hate everything.