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And folks out there think that nothing good came out of the Third Reich.

So Andy Cohen wasn’t a scumbag as long as the checks cleared. Got it.

It’s not all that strange. You just stick your face in between someone’s cheeks and go PPPPBBBBTHTHTHTH.

It is the be-all end-all perfect movie for both Bjork lovers & Bjork haters.

I SAID YOU’LL LIKE IT.

So he loses today, right? You can’t have a current Jeopardy contestant on Jimmy Fallon (or any show) unless he loses. Austin’s good, but he ain’t no goddamn Ken Jennings. At least Ken wasn’t a braggadocios street mime.

You can go on google and find that photo of her with Marilyn Manson wearing a very revealing dress. This is all you get and you’ll like it.

Okay then, let’s see the tweet with the number blurred out.

Oh my God, I forgot how fat Jimmy was not too long ago.

It’s not like Hollywood is going to transfer Ben to another parish.

I think she’s more than earned the right to swear.

I didn’t read this one. What’s the N.-word?

I’m upset that AT&T can now claim they have a good TV show.

Based on that photo, I’d say Sneezy Beck showed up.

If this is “St. Vincent in her underwear” phase, then I’m all on-board.

I have nothing to gain by doing that. It would be a waist of time.

Hot Take: Teen Titans was a fine TV show. Teen Titans GO is like watching the former show through the eyes of a psychotic Japanese-American child.

Please don’t disparage beautiful sausage links like that.

It’s beginning to sound like what happened with Jimmy Saville and the BBC.

Only an ass would make a crack about Kevin Smith’s weight.