Kevin Smith has weighed in.

I think it happened long ago, like sometime in the early 1990s.

Maybe the Earth passed through the tail of a stupid comet months ago?

Miramax picked up Clerks. Kevin Smith has praised the Weinstein brothers numerous times over the years. He won’t be able to back Harvey up over this. Hell, he may even have his own information.

You know who’s probably not having a good time dealing with this news?

This is a man who can afford high-priced prostitutes to be discreet. Instead he has a pattern of subjecting himself to various female underlings, whether they’re assistants, reporters, or working actresses. And the few times he did settle out of court, he hasn’t settled for more than $150k. It doesn’t help that he’s a…

She would’ve been better than anybody they currently have on now.

She would’ve been better than anybody they currently have on now.

I give zero shits about JK Rowling, but I adore Jessica Williams, am aware of her Rowling love, and I feel good knowing she’s geeking out about this.

It only gets everywhere if a sperm bank robbery goes awry.

I saw the video in the previous story and I’ll be goddamned if I didn’t see a penis. And I was looking too. Like, way too intensely looking for a penis.

So the company is admitting there was an actual penis drawn into the passing background of a single scene in a series, thereby confirming one lone lady crackpot’s worst assumptions, and emboldening her like nothing before or since. Congratulations, assholes! You’ve just opened the floodgates.

re: header photo

...well, not lately.

As if I’m the only one? Be reasonable, Mr. O’Neal.

This is the same person who chose a role in X-Men Apocalypse over the “girlfriend in distress” role in Deadpool. It’s a minor miracle she still retains a career because her choices have been hit &/or miss.

So who the fuck is “Awkafina” and did this person have to pay to be in the movie too? Will this “Awkafina” person be getting a cease-&-desist letter from PepsiCo for copyright infringement over their Aquafina brand?

I don’t know what’s more depressing: the stupidity of the woman in this story, or the fact that Sean O’Neal wrote a story about this stupid woman.

And I thought Ridley Scott was capitalizing on Blade Runner.

I thought I hated this shit on Disqus. I REALLY hate this shit on Kinja.