He started running at 23, and I wouldn't want most 23 year olds managing a Dairy Queen, especially one whose resume mostly consists of prison time and jerking off.

It seems like "diva" behavior among female stars is tolerated in the music industry, but not as much as the film industry. Which makes sense, though. You can recast "Generic Rom-Com Lead," but if people wanna go to a J-Lo concert, they want to see J-Lo, so you better break out the imported Martian spring water and…

He has a notorious rep for bullying directors into either expanding his role, or doing the film his way. IIRC, "American History X" was originally almost entirely about the younger brother (Edward Furlong), and the older brother (Norton) was a much smaller, supporting role. He also supposedly recut the final film…

My girlfriend and I kept mixing her up with Elizabeth Banks. We basically tell them apart as "The Asshole and the Non-Asshole."

When he started playing in the English Premiere League, one of the tabloids from a rival city of his team, ran a headline that was something like, "[RIVAL TEAM] HIRES BRAIN-DAMAGED YANK."

"I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money."

Not Thor himself, but he was originally cast as Fandral, the Robin Hood looking guy that was one of Thor's sidekicks, The Warriors Three.

He has a reputation for being difficult to work with. He was fired from both Lord of the Rings and Thor.

He was in Metallica WAAAY back in the day, before they kicked him out and he formed Megadeth. He's now some crazy, right-wing, Birther, Teabagger, homophobic, gun-nut asshole.

...and forcing her to become aroused so she looks just as wet as in the original pix.

I'm still trying to figure out why his Truck Nutz are advertising he has blue balls.

I've seen a few of her idiotic commercials online, including one where's she at a gun range. She looked about as comfortable with a gun as she would be holding a rabid badger (anticipation flinch & squint, overpowered by recoil, awkward attempt at a Weaver stance, the outdated cup & saucer grip, etc.,). Then…

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a grown-ass woman dumping her boyfriend for not being 'edgy" enough.

Because if some rich old creep offered me $500,000 for an evening of "companionship." I would fully expect rich old creep to believe he was "entitled" to some ass at the end of the date, no matter what his original promises was. You may be a little more trusting of creepy old men who pay for young women to hang out…

If I had the net worth of Mrs. Kanye West, my reaction would be "eh, I can make that sitting on my ass collecting interest, royalties, and residuals for a week. I think I'll pass on having to get groped by some creepy old billionaire."

I was too busy snickering at picturing some 81 year old man trying to outrun some ex-Navy SEAL bodyguards.

I didn't know they were making a Hellraiser remake.

Yeah, I have exactly one photograph of myself in my house, and that's a group shot of my entire recon platoon in Iraq.

Yep. Same thing with that ridiculously racist guy on The Daily Show, who earned a "Do you know that we can hear you?" reaction from Aasfi Mandvi.