Yeah, the pull quote really should have the completely out of nowhere references to Iraq and ISIS.

Halliburton, the company that the then-sitting Vice President was the CEO of right before he took office, isn’t in the business of selling oil.

Allow me to present you with the rare, non-sarcastic Cool Story, Bro award. Because that is a cool story.

Well, she did help stop an invasion of Earth by the Dark Elves...

Fun fact: Michael Biehn got paid more for letting them use that photo in Alien3 than for his entire performance in Aliens.

Yeah, I liked it up until it turned into a terrible remake of Wrath of Khan. I would have been perfectly fine with him being an Augment, and showing a quick shot of a CGI Ricardo Montalban on ice, and making him one of Khan’s lieutenants.

I thought added white furniture to the Storm Troopers’ blaster carbines was a nice touch.

Yeah, Captain Rex is called out of retirement in “Rebels” for a raid on an Imperial base, and he spends a lot of the episode badmouthing the Storm Troopers, and their inferiority to Clone Troopers.

For the original trilogy Special Editions, the Jango Fett actor was brought in to re-dub all of Boba Fett’s lines, as Boba was a clone of Jango. He did not do the same for the Stormtroopers. “The Clone Wars” tv show had the same voice actor voice every single Clone Trooper. During group shots of Stormtrooper platoons…

It’s considered incredibly stupid, in-universe. Kitty Pryde makes a crack about how awful it is when NTW is introduced to the X-Men.

I thought it was originally a Rosie O’Donnell joke.

“Recruit, what the fuck is on the sides of your head? Handles for the Navy boys to grab on to when they’re bangin’ your ass like a screen-door in a hurricane?”

Yep. Han is the wise-ass in it for the money, who doesn’t believe in mystical crap. Leia is the rich girl who’d rather work on cars and shoot guns with the cute bad boy. Luke is the kid stuck on the family farm who wants something more out of life.

They showed a photograph of Adam Driver when he was in the U.S. Marine Corps, and the jarhead haircut really exposes his gigantic jug ears, too.

The passage of time in the movies is sort of unclear, especially travelling at light speed. Things to consider:

Then there’s the fact that if they gave this douche what he wanted, FTM transmen would be using the women’s bathroom.

Al Gebra...Al Qaida. Study it out, libs.

I recall a male friend trying to explain the level of pain to a group of our female friends. He told them to close one eye, put their thumb against their eyelid, and to press on their eyeball as hard as they can.

I'm a straight dude and I'm pretty sure I was roofied. I was out with a platonic female friend, and she picked up the next round. I'm guessing whomever did it was aiming for her, but got our drinks mixed up. I felt almost instantly wasted, and she had to drag me home. I barely remember anything. We weren't even…

...or I actually worked with Delta operators. But hey, perhaps if you actually had read one of the definitive books about pre-9/11 Delta operations, you'd know they frequently wore commercial hockey and skateboard plastic helmets with ZERO ballistic protection into combat, as far back as Grenada.