Yeah, the pull quote really should have the completely out of nowhere references to Iraq and ISIS.

Halliburton, the company that the then-sitting Vice President was the CEO of right before he took office, isn’t in the business of selling oil.

Then there’s the fact that if they gave this douche what he wanted, FTM transmen would be using the women’s bathroom.

I recall a male friend trying to explain the level of pain to a group of our female friends. He told them to close one eye, put their thumb against their eyelid, and to press on their eyeball as hard as they can.

I'm a straight dude and I'm pretty sure I was roofied. I was out with a platonic female friend, and she picked up the next round. I'm guessing whomever did it was aiming for her, but got our drinks mixed up. I felt almost instantly wasted, and she had to drag me home. I barely remember anything. We weren't even…

...or I actually worked with Delta operators. But hey, perhaps if you actually had read one of the definitive books about pre-9/11 Delta operations, you'd know they frequently wore commercial hockey and skateboard plastic helmets with ZERO ballistic protection into combat, as far back as Grenada.

Russia stopped making the GP-5 series gas mask in 1989. The seals corroded decades ago and have lost integrity. Please tell me you don't expect that to protect you from anything.

If you think money actually goes to the low-profit individual gear, your head is even further up your ass than I thought.

Okay. We're talking about modern helmets, and you put on an antique gas mask that doesn't even have a filter.

I'm sure whatever point you think you're making makes sense in your head.

I have "disdain" because I don't want them unnecessarily injured or killed? If you say so, champ.

The women who were told to adapt a new hairstyle complained to the fucking Secretary of Defense. You think they'd have a hard time telling a captain he's "wrong" about the regs?

It's not a fucking plastic bicycle helmet, smartass. It's heavy Kevlar. It has also has a solid steel Night Vision goggle mount on the front, AND if you slap some actual NVDs on it, the weight gets shifted to the front, making it normally unstable. Now, you can strap this heavy, naturally unbalanced helmet to your…

Considering I've seen it dozens (if not hundreds) of times in my military, quite a few do.

Are you willing to risk death over a haircut?

I take it you've never seen a female soldier leaving a huge chunk of her head exposed to shrapnel and gunfire because she has her Kevlar combat helmet perched precariously on top of a huge bulk of tucked-up braids.

I'm looking forward to the Cash4Gold commercials.

It was his porn equivalent, Penis Van Lesbian.

FreeRepublic had the same reaction: She shore dun stuck it to them libs!

So she's a Rorschach blot?