So we have a sad-eyed duckface nasally droning over a Battle of Pelennor Fields, this Time, the Ents are the Bad Guys.

Yeah, and you could bleach out a baseball card of some .182 hitter and reprint the now blank card stock as a Honus Wagner card.

I'm almost afraid to ask what constitutes "weird lady boner stuff."

I'm amused that they bleeped "anal."

I got a free copy of Jane's U.S. Navy Fighters when I bought my Thrustmaster joystick to play Wing Commander. I was more into space sims than flight sims, so I only played it for a bit, and it had simulated blackout and redout from too many Gs and negative Gs.

Yep. Jack Ryan was running for Senator against Barack Obama. He had divorced Star Trek actress Jeri Ryan a few years earlier, and there was something odd about how he had gone out of his way to have the divorce records sealed. One of the local Chicago papers did some digging (ironically, it was the more…

Well, according to her Wikipedia bio (yeah, it's Wiki) the student loan was paid off in 2003, and the divorce was finalized in 2005. They were separated in 2003.

"Dear God, thank you for making underage girls' vaginas so much more pleasurable than a man's anus."

I think the author was trying to say he eats meat from scavenged carcasses his finds, and not from fresh meat he hunted.

Yeah, I started giggling when it dawned on me it was from the 80s Batman movie.

"The Fedora, Neckbeard, and Halo 3 t-shirt: Too sexy for women to handle all together?"

GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

Question. Does anyone know what the hell that giant reddish lapel pin that Republicans have been wearing lately means?

You could do it in Everquest II, if I remember correctly.

"We usually do it doggy-style, so it's definitely going to be a puppy."

It's not our fault you ladies have a half-inch taint.

They do at a certain, very large University in the Pacific Northwest.

Some friends of mine played in an all-female The Clash coverband. They were originally called "The Gash," but a few promoters took issue with the name. They went with "Janie Jones," but some movie that has nothing to do with The Clash came out a few years ago. Last I heard, they were using "The Crampdown."

101.1 used to be KUFO, which was Portland, Oregon's only hard rock station, went to a 24 hour conservative derp-a-thon a few years ago

When I was in the Army, one of the rival platoon leaders used to BATHE in Calvin Klein's Obsession.