If you're cool with a gory action movie, it's very well-done for what it is. It's also nice to see a female villain who isn't a sexy femme fatale, or a nympho dominatrix. Honestly, you could swap out the actor with a man and everything would still fit.

I remember seeing "Alien: Resurrection" in the theater. The mom in front of me brought her five year old daughter. For the first 20 minutes:

You know, I'm glad I looked up the original, because when I first saw the censoring on the ponies' butts, I assumed he had drawn them with unnecessarily realistic...

She has exercise videos on YouTube.

WHAT?!?

...and after the cute drunk lady is pantomiming stroking her gigantic dick, it cuts back to Janelle Wang in the studio.

For sheer total number of deaths, I believe Stalin holds the title. For most deaths per capita, it's Pol Pot by a landslide.

...or her thinly veiled crush on Sarah Palin, and her desperate attempts to hand wave the repeated acts of stupidity committed by Sarah Palin. One of the most ridiculous was defending Palin's slaughter of the English language by declaring her some sort of linguistic artiste, breaking new grounds by using the English…

About the only thing I can think of is during my time spent in the perpetual adolescence of the Army, a few dudes would prank each other guys by texting someone from an unknown number, claiming to be a hot lady they had met last weekend. Then when he would ask what "she" looked like, the punchline was to send an…

There's also a character actor named David Keith, which can make things confusing. DK is white, though.

My friend gets Negged as an opening message on OKCupid all the time, and she calls them out on it. It is pretty funny watching their messages gradually devolve from a "Gosh, whatever do you mean? PUA? What on Earth could that possibly be?" into "angry caveman mashing buttons on his iPhone to hurl the insults of a…

I used to work as a valet at a very high-end country club. It was rare to see a woman drive up in anything less than the top-of-the-line Mercedes or Audis. Cadillacs and Lincolns were sneered at, and the top of the pecking order had Bentleys and Maseratis.

I thought they were required to make nearly everything in the States. We used to joke that everything we owned was made by federal prisoners (UNICOR), the blind, and the mentally challenged.

I was in the Army, as a Cavalry Scout. Our units have historical lineages back to the old 19th century horse cavalry regiments.

That, and the joke was done before and better in "Bridesmaids."

Boglins?

Please. The Tea Party endorsed candidates are basically a Who's Who of the biggest homophobes in Congress, like Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, David Vitter, Louie Gohmert, James Inhofe, Joe Barton, Joe Wilson, Trent Franks, Duncan Hunter, Jason Chaffetz, Steve King, Virginia Foxx, and that's without Rick "Man on Dog"…

Well, the largest and craziest left-wing group was Code Pink, whose crazy belief was that the Iraq War was a waste of lives based on a lie.

Or the constant stream of signs at Tea Party rallies that are outright racist, or have an unnecessary racial overtone to them. Or when the Obamas (who were millionaires before he was elected) do anything more luxurious than eating gruel and drinking tap water is routinely described on Tea Party blogs as uppity ghetto…

If you're going to live in this country, please learn proper English.