Larry Klayman was accused of sexual abusing his children by his ex-wife. A medical examination of his children revealed evidence of repeated, long-term sexual abuse. When asked about these charges, he answered with a bizarre mix of pleading the Fifth, and claiming he didn't understand what consisted of…

Infiltrating the Tea Party to make it look bad would be the most redundant endeavor in human history.

Wait until he sees the double-barreled pump-action shotgun on The Simpsons.

I worked as a Range Safety Officer in the Army. Watching her handle a weapon was a series of eye-twitches and grimaces.

Same. The weight loss, the emaciated appearance, the fidgeting, the inability to sit still, the nonsensical word salad, the glassy eyes, the way her head flops around like a Jack-in-the-Box when she speaks, the bizarre fluctuations in volume when she's speaking, etc.

After her clusterfuck moose hunt where she had to rely on her father to load her rifle for her, she's strutting around in a "Women Hunt" shirt?

I'm a 6'1" guy. I had an ex who was 5'2" and we got along pretty well. The shortest woman I ever slept with was 4'10", which made sex extremely awkward, especially rear entry . I recently dated a woman who was 6'2" and would wear heels, which I enjoyed. I have dated a few women around 5'10" before, but never one…

If they formally prosecuted her for Unauthorized Absence , I'd assume the most she'd get is a Bad Conduct Discharge. I'm not sure how the Marine Reserve works, but most National Guard and Army Reserve units merely drop you from the roster when you stop showing up, and (I believe), you'd end up with something like a…

I wish I had it handy, but someone made an awesome meme, featuring photos of all of the Confederate flags being waved around at various Teabagger rallies (and it was a shit ton), with PARTY OF LINCOLN! stamped on it.

It's from Under Armour's hunting line, because a regular UA shirt doesn't have nearly enough douche. It's their "UA" logo made with deer antlers, because this idiot who can't operate a bolt-action rifle without Daddy working the bolt is still pretending to be an experienced hunter.

A few of my friends who use a certain online dating site (rhymes with Hokey-Stupid), said a guy referring to women as "females" in their profile is a massive red flag.

I recall having a (rather drunk) post-sex debate with my ex, on whether post anal sex farting counted as a fart or if it was basically an anal queef. We took it way, way too seriously.

Evan Williams is my go-to cheap bourbon.

Pretty much.

In my case, it would work pretty well. Artificial scents have kind a aromatic "Uncanny Valley" affect on me, to the point it starts to put me off the actual, delicious food it's trying to imitate.

More "Both Sides Are Just as Bad" horseshit.

Yeah, a lot of the "cuckolding" fetish revolves around white couples, having a well-endowed black man have sex with the white wife, while the wife husband watches. There's definitely an uncomfortable racial element to it.

...and Barack Obama is the Commander-in-Chief of all U.S. military forces, meaning he outranks the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Actually, she might very well have been. The military institutes a "communications blackout" whenever there is a casualty, which is supposed to restrict access to the morale phones and non-official internet use. When I was in Iraq, there was a few times when the Casualty Assistance Officer could not locate the…