When I was in Iraq, you always knew when someone on our Forward Operating Base died, because they completely shut down the "morale network" which allowed people to get on non-government internet sites, to prevent this exact kind of stupid shit from happening. They'd shut down and lock the internet cafe and the morale…

Dragon Age II. I go the Bioware Signature Edition, and finishing that game was a chore. The battle against the Arishok is quite possibly the worst boss battle I've ever had in an A-list title. Really, the greatest Qunari warrior and it's a dull "dodge the charging bull and stab it in the butt" battle that drags on…

Clinton was making cruise missile strikes against Al Qaida training camps in Afghanistan, while Republicans were screeching "WAG THE DOG! WAG THE DOG!*"

The former National Security Advisor who presided over two of the greatest National Security failures in American history?

Unfortunately, by making the female gamer ridiculously incompent, people aren't seeing "White Knight males are pathetic! They'll white knight even this terrible female famer!" they're seeing "LOOK AT HOW STUPID FEMALE GAMERS ARE!"

Probably only on U.S. Air Force bases. They have a contract with the U.S. military, and I've seen Popeye's on bases in Germany, Italy, Kuwait, and Iraq.

The comic is dead-on. It might be more accurate in co-operative games than deathmatch games, though. Playing Mass Effect 3's MP, lady-gamers who get themselves killed doing stupid shit (Vanguards spamming Charge-Nova, trying to melee Brutes, walking in to the same turret's line-of-fire repeatedly, etc.) that if I…

I just saw this exact same theing the other night. We had a lady-gmaer playing a Vanguard, who didn't seem to realize that spamming Charge-Nova does NOT work on any difficulty above Bronze, and she would get killed constantly, by charging into massed groups of mobs.

She's a professional troll, and hot. Hence, she's regularly on Fox News in short skirts, with her legs up on the desk. No, I'm not exaggerating. She's the antithesis of the Fox News' demographic, a big-city lady with an Art History degree that her parents' paid for, who gets to be the "hot hipster chick" who asks…

"Look, all I'm saying is that Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't the first person to eat people. Give the guy a break. Sheesh."

We hosted a German exchange student, and she bragged to all of her friends back home in Germany that she was actually going to an American high school prom, and THAT THEY ACTUALLY EXIST. They weren't 100% sure if they were real, or some Hollywood fantasy.

Our dog, some neutered male rat terrier/mini-pinscher/dachshund thing, eats anything with the slightest hint of va-jay-jay on it. Worn Panties, tampons, used condoms, dildos, etc. My girlfriend went ballistic when he somehow managed to yank her super-expensive Lelo vibrator off the relatively high bathroom sink (she…

Using that methodology:

Well, think about this scenario:

Isn't the War Asset boost for promoting Multiplayer characters to the "N7 Special Ops" asset permanent, and carries over to every new game your start for ME3?

I wished that the single-player War Assets for N7 Special Ops would at least track how many dudes you promoted. i.e.

It looks like she's on an Air Force C-17 transport plane. It's a military cargo plane that just has airline seats rolled in on a large platter and then clamped to the cargo deck. The bulkheads not insulated or covered, so the mechanics can easily access wires and hydraulic lines without having to remove the pretty…

That is vicious, disgusting stereotype. I'm offended!

This.

If you have an Asari in your party, Phantoms are toast. They can hit them with Stasis, even when their barriers are at maximum.