Larry Hama, the original writer for the G.I. Joe comic book, wrote a lot of the first-generation Joes file cards. He was a Combat Engineer who served three tours in Vietnam, and based a LOT of them on guys he served with.

It doesn't line up with the PREVIOUS GAMES.

So I'm geussing this will be an epilogue montage, with no new content with Shepard, and no playable elements?

That's the impression I got. They're more like Navy SEALs than CIA operatives.

They're not. They're caused by pregnant mothers being exposed to Element Zero, and the babies have limited biotic talent. The implants simply enhance and regulate the natural biotic powers.

Based on Kristof's logic, any kind of site or medium that allows sex workers to advertise their services is "promoting child sex trafficking."

Isn't [Backpage.com] just a low-rent Craigslist that still has "escort" ads?

The problem with Die Hard 2 is that I just couldn't wrap my brain around the plot. Okay, you shut down Washington-Dulles International Airport. BFD. You still have Baltimore-Washington International, Washington (now Reagan) National, and Andrews Air Force Base within a 50 mile radius.

Ugh, I just got one of those "THIS IS THE REAL TRAYVON MARTIN THE LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA WON'T SHOW YOU" posts, and it is a literally, a fucking picture of Li'l Wayne.

Her whole family is crazy.

A political campaign is the same thing as a news channel? O.....kaaaaaaay.

Current population, in the real world, in the U.S. military:

Sort of reminds me of professional wrestling. The WWE (formerly WWF) rebranded themselves as "sports-themed entertainment" or something, after Congress threatened to hold them to the same standards regarding the health and safety of their "athletes" as the NBA, NFL, NHL, etc.

Really? I must have missed the episode where Rachel Maddow accused George W. Bush of being influenced by domestic terrorists, linked to white supremacist groups, "accidentally" labeled a child molesting Democratic congressman a Republican multiple times, accused George W. Bush of "hating black culture," or brought…

I'd be tempted to wait for more information, before falling for a "weirdo carving a backwards B on her face" stunt, but sadly, anyone with conservative relatives can probably picture this happening.

Sadly, "Corrections Specialist" is where they put the guys and gals too dumb to be an MP. MP is where they put guys too dumb to be infantry. The guarding of EPWs (Enemy Prisoners of War) has one of the highest potentials for abuse or scandals, but we drop the dregs of our recruits into it.

Christ, what an idiot. "Don't go to a posh resort in Acapulco because there are bad parts in Mexico."

Dear Rick: In the absolute slimmest chance of you actually winning, do you really want to insult the Secret Service by telling them they can't protect a kid on a field trip?

I went through Army boot camp at Fort Knox, and our Company had roughly 10 or so Drill Sergeants, usually 2 per platoon, with a few spares. As we were cavalry scouts, our basic and "advanced individual training" is rolled into one long 19 week course. You cannot yell at 200+ privates for nearly five months straight.…

Hi, Lynndie. Fellow soldier and Iraq War veteran here. I actually went outside the wire and captured the guys that you tortured. You know what? We had some godawful "target packages" that the intel geeks dropped in our laps.