The President called her on March 2nd, and it took you this long to come up with this wicked sick burn? Wow, timely retort, brah.

Um...no. I'm a former Army Cavalry Scout (basically mechanized infantry with more of an emphasis on reconnaissance than direct action), and I saw my fair share of combat in Iraq.

You remember her "Putin's gonna come rearin' his head over Alaska, and I'm in the only thing in his way?"

Weird but true fact that I cannot prove, unless I dig up some of my high school pals on Facebook.

I've spent about 14 years (and counting) between active-duty and the National Guard, and I've met exactly one dittohead, and that was a Command Sergeant Major in his early 50s, who wasn't even particularly rabid.

Seeing this photo made me think of this: The moral voice of the Republican Party is wearing a hearing aid because he did so much OxyContin that he suffered massive hearing damage.

There's a site called FreeRepublic.com, which is the most batshit-crazy right-wing site on the internet (at least with a sizable membership). They casually talked about how they were planning to have prayer vigils for President John McCain's death if the McCain/Palin ticket won.

He does. He's an old-school Navy man, and actually BRAGGED about setting the Naval Academy record for most disciplinary demerits. He called his wife a C*** in public, and earned the nickname "McNasty" in the Senate.

He's also gone full retard Birther/Teabagger. He writes these nonsensical "editorials" on [WND.com] about how Obama is turning the Boy Scouts in to the Marxist Hitler Youth.

The military officially did away with that during the 80s, but there are a few small towns where if the military recruiter is friendly with the judge and the local cops, it happens. They sweep it under the rug and do NOT let the Army know about it.

...and Willow threw a house party in a vacant house that caused something like $25,000 worth of damage. Despite everyone involved fingering her as the ringleader, she was allowed to snitch and pin the whole mess on some dudes, whom people said she had to beg to come to the party. Helps to have a governor and VP…

...and if she's referring to white slavery, the OTHER half of his family would be enslaved. He probalby would be, too.

The manly-man bro-dude "God of War" video games use Linda Hunt as the narrator, and she's awesome.

Yeah, but that would mean that disgraced former Army officer and current Teabagger Allan West would get to vote, while Barack Obama would not.

Shit happens and it happens daily, so I'm gonna do the bare minimum to correct it, and if you have a problem with that, you're the entitled asshole.

More than one kid?!?? How much sex is this slut having? And she wants the government to pay for her to be screwing monring, noon, and night?

I'm guessing whomever came up with that one had previously served in the U.S. Navy. There was a huge U.S. Navy base in Subic Bay, and the local area featured a notorious Red Light District that catered to American sailors on shore leave.

She also wrote a book about how Japanese-Americans in internment camps after Pearl Harbor was just fine, and then implied that we should do the same thing to Arab-Americans.

No, it's consensual. "Hate-fucking" is when two people mutually despise each other, but there's still a very strong sexual attraction. It can lead to some incredibly hot, and incredibly rough, 100% consensual sex.

This is the woman who claimed a Dunkin' Donuts commercial was secret Al Qaida propaganda, right?