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Every movie I go to, I hope to be blessed with the Logan Lucky trailer. No luck so far, alas.

I haven't seen it in decades, and even then I think I only ever watched it on TBS or something. I need to fix that.

It's surprising to me, too. I try to review films based on if it is the best version of the film its creators were trying to make, and the more I read what Coppola was trying to do, the more it becomes clear that she missed the mark by approximately the width of the known universe. We're talking "Zack Snyder has

Work is a bit busy right now so it might not post until after lunch. Short version-I liked it walking out when I thought it was just a handsomely crafted, wittily written film about a bunch of women being catty over a man. Then I started thinking about it more and did some research on it to try and explain a few

I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming (B+) and The Beguiled (flames, flames on the side of my face emoji).

It was the Duel of the Fates. I think he had a ratio of something like 20% asskicking to 80% serious drama before The Phantom Menace and it got flipped afterwards. That was the turning point.

I did a reranking of them when I watched it last year. I still didn't watch the last half of season 6, so I guess I'll have to get around to that eventually.

How Was Your Pop Culture Weekend?

Still his greatest shame.

That will not make it any easier to find my five-ish year old epic look through Liam Neeson's entire filmography which I used to determine precisely when he became a cinematic ass kicker. Alas.

Ok, so this review is so spicy I need to let it cool off overnight lest it be unfit for human consumption. More tomorrow.

Come on, WftPotA! Cone on, Dunkirk!

So you just held the scroll down button until you got to the bottom? Then what? Screenshot? Copy and paste? Print?

I'm going to write reviews of Spider-Man: Homecoming and The Beguiled tonight. One of these is going to be exactly what you'd expect it to be. The other is going to be a SCORCHING hot take.

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The Three Flavors Cornetto trilogy, if you consider those parodies.