Dude. I’m thinking maybe this internet thing might not be for you.

Oh, it’s plenty dumb enough.

Do you put ranch on that word salad?

with old Smith sensor mirror goggles

Every advancement in snow skiing over the last 2 decades is because of snowboards. Twin tips? Parabolics? Non-fucktard clothing? Ahhhahaha just kidding, no I’m not.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

Coaches these days! You’re supposed to make adjustments during the game.

White dudes have the dumbest choreographed handshakes.

Reporter: Can you tell me about the halftime adjustments you made?

Also: don’t touch his dick. His gross hand was just all over it.

Shut your ignorant mouth - every coach in the NFL is on a short leash. Marvin Lewis is the second longest tenured head coach in the NFL. Idiot.

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Your mom. Riiiigghhht.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Hi, I’m a brown dude from India.

this joke would have been funnier if it had been told 10 years ago

the lexus middle-management.