Well Chris Roberts is back! If you loved the Wing Commander games, his second coming is kind of a big deal. Imagine George Lucas coming back to Star Wars! Oh wait..I mean imagine Spielberg making another Indiana Jones! No wait..damn..

No the Half-life 3 team consists of one guy trolling the interwebs with fake HL3 stuff. Bloody Genius. Valve is a software distribution company with its hand in engine building. They don’t need to make games anymore.

Call me old-fashioned, but I get more excited about tackles, pass receptions, blocked field goals... you know, football stuff. Maybe we could turn football into a judged sport, like figure skating or gymnastics, where players don’t get points for getting into the end zone, but for how much STYLE they show after…

Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Hot take: Coldplay is a great band, and amazing performers live. Its gonna be a great show

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

And it’s endorsed by Kristin Cavallari! #spon

And it’s endorsed by Kristin Cavallari! #spon

That’s why I always pay with gold doubloons.

Is Taylor Twellman America’s first good soccer commentator?

I’m a Michigan fan but, “Jason Pierre Paul has better hands than their punter” is pure gold.

Question: You’ve lost eight of nine to the Patriots. Is that something that keeps you up at night considering how much time you spend talking about them?

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

If not for France, we’d be speaking English right now..or well, you get what I mean.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

After reviewing this article, Roger Goodell has fined the New England Patriots $1,000,000 and two draft picks, and has suspended Tom Brady 4 games. After appeal, Goodell also suspended David Ortiz for 4 games, and fined Bethesda Software $1,000,000.

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

what does this have to do with sports?

If you’re familiar with the Browns, you’ll notice the team is way too confident about leads of less than 7 points. If I see they’re up 6-0 with 0:02 left in the game, with the ball, I just assume they’ll go on to lose 7-6 somehow.

See, when I grew up, it wasn’t in this wussy, namby-pamby child-safe world where everything’s inflatable and covered in velvet. Oh, no! We drank from the fire hose! We had our poison out in the OPEN, in the same box as the cereal! Only in a little, smaller box! We played with sticks and our playgrounds weren’t padded!…