Very true, I just wanted to take a gratuitous shot at Baltimore.

Man, you're cold as ice.

Fortunately she is really chill about it and just tries to order things that are already gluten free (salads without croutons, soups, chicken, macaroons, gluten free crackers instead of the yummy bread that then gets all stuffed in my face at Le Pain Quotidien, etc.) But it still makes me giggle internally at the…

I have a friend like this - she says she is gluten free, but then gets a beer with her gluten free crackers and cheese and I just shake my head and bite my tongue. To be fair, she did say later that it seems to be primarily bread that bothers her, so she admits it may not be gluten that's the problem, but something…

Along somewhat related lines, I am filled with fury every time I see a story about someone getting caffeinated coffee instead of the decaf they ordered, because [insert reason]. Some people genuinely cannot tolerate caffeine, beyond the miniscule percentage that's in decaf, and/or will have prescription drug…

Speaking as a person with about a dozen relatives with actual celiac, I hate that woman so so very much.

I would rather die of a gluten allergy than drink gluten free beer because that shit is disgusting.

Say what you will about the recent Constantine show, after they brought up the Newcastle Incident I had to read up on it to see if there was anything more to that, and I've since wanted to read Swamp Thing and Hellblazer. Just finished reading the 'Casey' arc of Swamp Thing and am almost up to Alan Moore's run.

The world needs a new Jim platformer. So much god damn personality in those games...

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate. Let's break it up and start fresh.

I never pass an opportunity to say "49 states" or "49 stars" just so someone can question me and set me up for that line x)

I hear Google is fantastic this time of year.

I bought it today and played it for a couple hours without any headset of any kind. It's not oculus exclusive.

You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful…

You mean like...

...and this is the reason why men should never complain to women, about other women.

No, we just don't like the strong-arm tactics.

The shame in Spain falls mainly on their domain

That's Jews for you. Prejudiced mofos, every last one of 'em.